Barny and Ross

About me: Now let me tell you a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. I’d like you to take a minute, just sit right there and let me tell you about two kids who didn’t go to Penair... (because they went to Penryn Community School).
Which is where our two heroes, Ross Theodore Logan Kessell and Barny S. Preston Savage Esq., met in tutor group 29. Unfortunately, no records could be found of their school years, perhaps due to the mysterious graduation fire of 1998.
After leaving school they joined a band which took them far and wide... for tax purposes. Success took its toll and after 5 years they disbanded and went their separate ways. Ross spent the “missing” years in rehab citing “custard cream” related problems. However, it was there that they met again when Barny was admitted for being addicted to Crystal Maze. After they cleaned up their act (and rooms) they caught the eye of international talent agent and double glazing representative Spagnum Moss III who promised them great things in showbiz.
He has kept true to his word and on the 5th of March 2009 Ross and Barny’s Community Service took to the airwaves.